Bloody Scale

I told my sister once I was going to invent a scale with no numbers. It would not tell you your weight until you are at your goal or below. I would like it to have the sound effects that I make as I step on it, but I doubt that people want to hear their scale neigh like a horse or cuss words. Well, maybe the cuss words. But I guess it is a blessing that it does not talk because we would have words.

I think mine plays mind games with me, and it’s like being on a game show. It past the number where you want it to be like Wheel of Fortune, I can almost hear the beep, beep, beep as it slows to my actual weight. To make it even worse, mine is to the tenth of a pound. {.8, .4, .8} or may be it should read {bad day, good day, bad day}.

Thank goodness it does not fit into my purse and there is no IPhone App.

That being said I lost 5lbs last week!